7.21.07
The pathology report on one the five alleged polyps found on Saturday reveals that George Bush does in fact HAVE a brain. Located two feet up his ass, the excised organ is not scheduled for reattachment.
"He has gotten this far in life without needing it," said White House spokesman Scott Stanzel. "All the growths were less than 1 centimeter (about four-tenths of an inch) and none appeared worrisome". Outside medical experts agreed, but expressed surprise that the vestigial brain even existed.
In an unexpected development, a second supposed polyp appears to be Alberto Gonzales' missing memory.
7/22/2007 Very tasteful transmittal of the Scientific facts. Will Alberto's memory testify, or have we found the home ground of executive privlege.
barry
8/4/2007 So there for those who said he didn't have a brain!
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