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What So Proudly We Hailed
A son's lesson learned

This'll Teach Her to Ask...
AKA "On Loving a Younger Woman

Thursday Seems Like Monday When Your Days Are All The Same
There are days and then there are days.

The Stanguellini In Aunt Edith's Gift Shop
It is mid-July in Lime Rock. After almost 7 years in Arizona, I find the Connecticut humidity is odd, intense.

It's Just a Number

1954 Ferrari 250 Europa PF Coupe

1962 Porsche 356B S Roadster T-6 (Twin Grill)

Two New Sites for DLMWeb
A couple of interesting projects

Marshall Crenshaw - Live Webcast - Friday, October 23, 2009 12Noon EST
Keep listening to 98.1FM Red Hook, NY WKZE

Vodafone McClaren Mercedes Widget

Jack AND Squat
... if they can't take a joke (and the horse they rode in on)

WebcamMax - A Great Easy- to-use Tool
For once I have nothing but praise for a piece of software..

Livestream.com Fails to Make the Grade
How to screw up a good idea

1939 W 154 (W 163) Silver Arrow Mercedes-Benz Rudolf Caracciola - 1939 German Grand Prix

A Minor - UConn's Astounding A Capella Group Rip It UP at Project Troubador
Park your cynicism - It is never too late for an epiphany!

Pistolera - Project Troubador/June 27, 2009

Desperados - WITH EVERYBODY!!

Walking Man Henry Herbert Knibbs/ recited by Waddie Mitchell
If you would like me to, I'll tell my story, now.

Oklahoma Hills - Jimmy LaFave Live at WKZE 98.1
This is as good as it gets! Best music I have ever webcast and archived.

Professor Louie & the Crowmatix - a new DLMWeb Client
The site features several layers of media and information for both promoters and fans.

The Legend of Crazy Horse by J.D. Blackfoot
Hard to find...Extraordinary piece of work.

This Abundant Life March 8 2009 - Lizzie & Baba
A streaming audio of the 3_08 show

Ryan Arnold Wins Helsinki's First Song Search Contest
An extraordinary song, by a special and talented young man.

Dusty Chaps - Tucson's Lost Treasure - Heat Stroke & Honk Tonk Music
These guys were the greatest Little Band on the Planet in 1970's Tucson.

Lizzie & Baba Craft a Song We All Can Sing
East meets West? Well, Left meets Right and finds some common ground!

Stop Using BADWARE, do not post your music in Real Player format.
I have a number of clients and friends in the music industry. While I certainly understand their need to control and limit the free downloading of their music, using RealPlayer is NOT a satisfactory way to achieve that end.

Thursday Seems Like Monday When Your Days Are All The Same
There are days and then there are days.

Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic - Jaime Brockett
497 and a half feet of ROPE...

Rolex 24 Live Webcast shut down by SPEEDTV

Zero Net Energy - Verdae LLC is a new client
Welcome to DLMWeb

Felice Brothers Deliver The Goods - Helsinki's Top Ten for 2008
Simone Felice stands on stage night after night, as do all the boys, and delivers...

Had fun, see you soon, I hope
I promise, beloved algorithm, that I shall never attempt to spoof you.

Harry Carter winning the 1960 Vanderbuilt Cup!!

What is new in DLMWeb?
Feeds from DLMWeb powered websites

How Many Vice-presidents Became President During Their Terms of Office ???
Is there even a contest...really?

Ce n'est pas comedie
Tina Fey didn't write this shit... it is really what is inside Snowjob Square Glasses' head.

Fey as Palin - Best SNL impression since Dana Carvey's Bush
Timeless and perfect

Daniel Nocera describes new process for storing solar energy
Electricity-by-wire from a central source could be a thing of the past.

Mama HillyBeans WebCast

Why the Road?
Thanks to Autoextremist.com

Lightning Book - A book about lightning is the scariest read of the year!
Not the kind of out of the body experience I want to have!

ALMS and Formula BMW at Lime Rock Park's New Uphill and West Bend

Albert Hofmann
Remember April 19 - Bicycle Day

DLMWeb live cam
A test of the Ustream.tv

Kart Race at OVRP - 8hrs - June 21 2008

Random Motorsport and Car Related Videos
YouTube Ad Test

Juan Manuel Fangio Video
From the director of Chariots of Fire

Austin Healey Videos - THE BIG HEALEY
A video collection of these wonderful cars in action

Austin Healey 3000 Mk III - A Superb Restoration
THE Big Healey - 1967 BJ8

Lime Rock Connecticut - Map of Business District at End of

Ralph Stanley & The Clinch Mt. Boys - Answer The Call - Live at Helsinki October 13, 2007
An absolute high point in my 7+ years as Helsinki's webmaster

Pastrami on rye... and so far up the river!!
the wi-fi connecting too

Lime Rock Park Video - 2007 Vintage Festival - Sam Posey, Jim Haynes, John Bishop
40 minutes of wonderful conversation from the 2007 Vintage Festival

Bush Colonoscopy Finds His Brain!
It was only a case of recto-cranial inversion...

Northwest Corner Connecticut Real Estate Brokerage Becomes Latest DLMWeb Client
Helping another business to get found on the web!!

The Stanguellini In Aunt Edith's Gift Shop
It is mid-July in Lime Rock. After almost 7 years in Arizona, I find the Connecticut humidity is odd, intense.

OSCA MT4 Spider Morelli
A Maserati by any other name...is an OSCA.

Falwell Falls - Ugly Little Toad Croaks
Goodbye and Good Riddance

"Success is not no violence" - George W. Bush, The GODDAMNED 43rd President of the United States of America!!!!!!!!!
In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge

The Wellspring of Reality- R. Buckminster Fuller
An essay that has informed my thinking since I stumbled upon it in the Lenox Library in 1970

Lizzie West's "19 Miles To Baghdad"
Something Good Has Begun

At Last, Something Worth Reading from the Berkshire Eagle!
Eagle Droppings Narrowly Miss Young Mother, Hitting Instead Their IntendedTarget

A Psychiatrist's Perspective on George Bush - Yes, He IS sick
Speculation regarding GW's sanity.

Test of Podcast Creator
HTML for page placement

The Webbie's Helsinki Favorites
My cup runneth over! A brief rundown of some special artists and moments in 2006

Hal Ketchum Coming to Helsinki!
and here is some STREAMING VIDEO

A Special Treat for Visitors with HighSpeed Internet

Perl to kill MS BitDrool Eliminate MS Word Generated Curly Quotes, em Dashes, en Dashes, Elipsises, and Curly Single Apostrophes
A couple of tweaks to the Smart Quote filter

A Special Report - Spring 2007
Do you understand what your Web pages say?
About SEO

A Beautiful Example of Guitarmaking
Hot of the workbench of Jeremy Gage

Dylan's New Album Review - Rogovoy Scoops the World.
Using DLMWeb Content Mangement Tools make this a do-it -yourself project

A Second version of Smart Quote Filter
A regular expression and adding the utf-8 metatag

What So Proudly We Hailed
A son's lesson learned

This'll Teach Her to Ask...
Little did this glib goyim with a pisk (go look it up, if your Yiddish is a bit rusty) realize...

How I Spent My Winter
The bottle was dusty, but the liquor was clean

San Pedro River from Cascabel
A bit more about why...

Arizona!!??? What Were You Thinking?
Ahh, wilderness!

Cowboy Up
My step-grandfather, Remington Schuyler was one hell of an illustrator

Today the police cars are going crazy!!
Here is a test

David Minton, Berkshire Web Designer in Great Barrington Uses His Own Site to Demonstrate RSS
I'll bet that you don't really get it, but you should!

Horseback Rides in India
An amazingly good thing

Niagara Falls/Slowly I Turn
Bud and Lou?

Insanity Industry

A Reiterative Failure to Classify
An Eagle article gets Ol' Grumpy up on his high horse

Getting Found on The Web
Good design and Relevant Copy - The NO BS solution to Search Engine Optimization

Lola EX 257 / Lime Rock July 4 Weekend/Chris Dyson
Digital Photo and Image Manipulation by dlminton

Some Good News For a Change
The Starfish Difference makes a REAL difference in a hard land I know and love.

Monsoon Hangs Up Heat Builds Up
On seeing Arizona live up to its name

Rogovoy's DLMWEB powered Blog featured on Front Page of Eagle
A dlminton web service site gets some ink

Six Acres and a Deere
Hmm, thought a thought provoking way of looking at the situation.

June !5, 2005
Jeremy Wallace Becomes the latest DLMWeb Makeover
A supremely talented musician, a wonderful and inovative songwriter

June 6, 2005
A new bloom - for Margot
Photoshop Image by dlm

June 3, 2005
Eagle on the Grill as Seth Rogovoy Hits a Nerve
Some great colloquy at a dlmweb powered Web Journal

May 26, 2005
As close as a star to the moon.
Read Gatsby, and read it again and again

May 31, 2005
Oh, Now I Get It...An epiphany from the NYTimes
Been there, done that.

April 13, 2005,
Images/Helsinki 2005
Grupo Fantasma Image

The Auto Shop in Salisbury, CT Joins dlmweb's Family of Websites
More about this project as it is developed

97.7 FM is WBCR, Berkshire Community Radio

Safe Update for Helsinki
Automatic Backup

WBCR 97.7 Schedule
Support Community Radio

Conservative Thinking at its Best
Inimical to basic constitutional principles

How RSS Gets Your Message Delivered
Three different examples

Frank Zuback Productions - Music Services
Another dlminton web services powered blog hits the web

The Lantern House Motel Goes Online in Record Time
4 hours from purchase to online - Outstanding service from Outnet,.com and GoDaddy.com

Strong Visual Image Opens Start Racing Site
Using broadband effectively to entice your visitors to read your message

Latest Helsinki Opener
A dynamic page that is easily managed

Another reason to use Firefox
Some scary stuff from the folks who brought you the Blue Screen of Death

Turning Horse Feed into Mulch
A self explanatory mea culpa

A Feed from Pumpelly Racing
Updating Daytona via WiFi

And the journey goes on
The broken key is a pain.

It is beginning to get a bit interesting.
Bed time for DLM

Road Trip Tomorrow
Wiki this

About this RSS/Blog deal
Why this should matter to YOU

Two objectives today, chronical a personal experience and describe the functions of the programming I have been writing.

Pottery Barn Rule - You Break It You Own It
Pssssst...Wanna buy a couple of hot domain names?

August 7, 2005
A DLMWebCast
in fond remembrance: Avalon Ballroom, October 13, 1968
Distributing Your Music and Message on the Web
Getting the word...and the MUSIC out.

JS Code to put RSS on a web page
Nice stuff

Adding an RSS feed to MyYahoo
My feed shows up on MyYahoo...damn, that is cool.

A Gray Sleety Afternoon
as I explore this RSS deal

Next thing is to use this
Good night

Enough for Tonight
Very satisfying

Next Stop...The Aggregators
We shall see, but I believe we are getting there

That was too easy!!!
Got there

Almost Midnight
Getting there

Camille du Gast

You Learn Something New Every Day
I doubt it

Really Simple Syndication has a real name

Web definitions for Blog -- (weB LOG)
from: www.matisse.net/files/glossary.html

An Editoral Rewrite
Which puts it back on the journal opener

Paris-Madrid '03
The end of the era

A New Year
Uhh, '04? You sucked. Sorry, but that's the way it was.

from Get Fuzzy

Overwite Me!

PodCast Feed via JavaScript
One of many ways to use an RSS feed.

Helsinki Photos
Abby Lappen/Open Stage

1954 Ferrari 250 Europa PF Coupe

1962 Porsche 356B S Roadster T-6 (Twin Grill)

Getting Found on The Web
Good design and Relevant Copy - This is what Search Engine Optimization

The Log of the Starshit Enterprise
Wayyyyyyyy more than you need to know, unless you are an uninsured male aged 50 + who is trying to figure out how to get the health care you need.

And now for something different....
Parental guidance might be in order...don't click if you're uptight.

Custom Blogs and Sites that Get Found by Search Engines - DLMWeb Easy-to-Use Content Management

At Last, Something Worth Reading from the Berkshire Eagle!
What ever happened to Jacuzzi?
Ex-Eagle columnist is online, on air

By Benning W. De La Mater, Berkshire Eagle Staff

..Excerpted from The Berkshire Eagle - Thursday March 22, 2007

Juliane Hiam Scribner, shown in photo below in her 'Jacuzzi' persona as a former Eagle social/sex columnist, and posing, above, recently, for a portrait in her Pittsfield home, continues to write columns for her blog, produces a radio program, works as casting director for photographer Gregory Crewdson and is a mom to four children.

Photos by Darren Vanden Berge / Berkshire Eagle Staff

There are two types of people in Berkshire County - those who loved Jacuzzi and those who hated her.

Do you remember Jac-ooze?

She was the lightning bolt of a social/sex columnist who landed in The Eagle's pages on Oct. 19, 2003, stirred the collective minds of Berkshirites north to south and was canned 10 months later.

In just 38 columns of "The World According to Jacuzzi," Juliane Hiam Scribner - that's what she goes by now - managed to do what typically takes columnists years: She developed an ardent audience of both admirers and adversaries.

This was evident in the volume of pro and con letters to the editor The Eagle received after her columns were published; she averaged at least one per week.

Her columns were the musings of a fictional character, Jacuzzi, a travel writer from New York City who purportedly lived in Middlefield, near Martha Stewart's old home, and whose handyman/ex-lover lived in a barn on the property.

Juliane's writing was fiction meets fantasy. An urban take on everyday life in the Berkshires. Part modern day feminism, part sex-spiked rhetoric.

Remember this passage?

"I want a tight T-shirt with a big Scarlet M across the chest that I'll wear for five days out of every month. I dare any man to ask what it stands for.

"'Menstruation. As in, I'm currently, right now, as we speak, menstruating. Now, about that drink you wanted to buy me.'"

Well, guess what? She's still up to it.

Juliane, 32, writes columns for her blog, www.bimbopolitics.com, and produces a radio show on WBCR-FM 97.7 every second and fourth Tuesday at 5 p.m.

She's also the casting director for photographer Gregory Crewdson and a mom to four children: Harper, 9; Jack, 5; Isaac, 18 months; and David, 7 months.

And she's finishing a novel.

Busy? You'd say so.

"But people still ask me about Jacuzzi," she said.

Before she was the alter ego known as Jacuzzi - the "porn" name she gave herself in college - she was Juliane Hiam, a model student and champion gymnast from Wahconah Regional High School.

A self-proclaimed "geek" who would often carry a briefcase to school, Juliane decided early on that she wanted to learn about movie-making, applying to only the University of Southern California film school, the top institution in the nation for the craft.

She got in, and it was there that she wrote a script about a nerdy, female, high school valedictorian who plays a prank on the stud athlete. The stunt runs awry and the stud ends up dead.

Just four weeks after graduating from USC, Juliane was approached by a producer who offered her the chance to turn her story into a movie.

She jumped at the opportunity and began work on what would be called "Dead Silence," directing Danny Aiello, Sally Kirkland and Maureen Stapleton, "who stepped onto the set, took one look at me and said, 'This is the director?'" Juliane said. "It was intimidating. But I didn't act like I was a seasoned director. I took it as an opportunity to learn."

The movie debuted in 1998 and went on to win several film festival awards. Juliane spent a year traveling the world to promote the film. When she returned to L.A., she had her first child with ex-husband Stephen Glantz.

Pressure started to build on her to start a new project, and that's when her outlook changed.

L.A. overwhelming

"L.A. was a bit overwhelming for me," Juliane said. "It was all too much. There was this whole layer of schmoozing that I didn't like, and you had to do it if you wanted to get somewhere in the business. I had the talent but not the personality, the toughness, the nothing-else-matters-but-success attitude."

And with that, Juliane picked up and moved back home to the Berkshires, leaving behind the industry she once longed to be part of.

She began writing features for Berkshires Week. Then she had an idea.

What about a column written by a fictitious author - Jacuzzi - who appeals to a younger audience, the second-home owners and urbanites? A bit of "Sex in the City" with a Berkshires flair.

"Juliane is a square gal with kids," she said. "Jacuzzi is the bubbly, hip girl about town."

She approached David Scribner, the editor at the time, about the idea.

"It was edgy," Scribner said. "Much different from what our other columnists were doing. It appealed to intelligent readers, and people were glad we were writing about topics we never touched on before.

"After a few months, she beat out (Alan) Chartock and my column as our most popular one."

Take for example these not-so-average appraisals of life:

On bringing a Colonial-era-style strip club to Pittsfield: "Call it Ye Olde Adult Public House ... and nix the sexy throbbing loud music and replace it with classical music."

On gay marriage: "Once gay couples are married they'll probably stop having sex just like any other married couple."

On the bond between gay men and straight women: "It's a blend as pure as vodka with a splash of vermouth."

On body hair: "The universe bestowed women with body hair and the gene to want to remove it permanently."

On cell phones that vibrate: "No other feature is more important. Among women I know, the Nokia 3589i is a favorite in terms of packing a wallop. Suddenly, the phrase 'I'll give you a buzz' has new meaning."

She even dared to publish a column written entirely in Spanish, one that pit Church vs. State in a fictional boxing match over gay marriage, and one that explored life as a Neanderthal woman - "Ugga bugga!"

While both Juliane and Scribner thought the column would appeal strictly to women, it attracted male fans as well, like Anthony Castronova, 89, who wrote a letter to the paper when the column was "discontinued."

"I don't know what it was," Castronova said. "I just enjoyed reading her. I'm an old man, and I know she wrote about being a young lady. I was sort of sad when they canceled it, though."

Victim of circumstance

Now comes the controversy: Juliane feels she was a victim of circumstance. She and Scribner grew close during the time they worked together - they married last October and have two children together - and it wasn't long after Scribner was asked to resign from The Eagle in August 2004 when she was notified that her column "would no longer be needed."

The managing editor at the time, Clarence Fanto, said it was a collective decision on management's part to end the run of "The World According to Jacuzzi."

"It was a very controversial column," he said. "It seemed very out of sync with the values of a mainstream, family newspaper."

Her column continued to run in the L.A. Daily News for a short time until she resurrected it on her blog, although due to correspondence from lawyers at Jacuzzi Corp., the column is now called "The World According to Jacoozi."

Her radio show is a blend of the column and fictional skits. Actor John Bridge, 48, plays Jacoozi's ex-love interest, Ben, the handyman who lives in her barn.

"The more I learn about Juliane, the more I feel fortunate to be involved," Bridge said. "She's a very intelligent and creative person, and the show is funny and serious at the same time. She balances her life with writing and being a mom and a wife. She's incredible."

Bridge said Juliane is always thinking about fodder for writing. A notebook - a canvas for thoughts and dreams - is never far from her side, "although sometimes I look at what I jotted down and think 'What does that mean?'" she said.

Juliane has written two plays for Shakespeare and Company - "A Tanglewood Tale," the story of Herman Melville and Nathaniel Hawthorne's relationship, and "Mrs. Pringle's Porch," an adaptation of Hawthorne's "A Wonder Book."

She's finishing work on her first novel, titled (what else?) "The Cum Laude Girls," a tale of sexy, intelligent college females who rule their school.

But for now, you can check out her slamming Victoria's Secret ads and talking about being an ex-TV junkie on her Web site, www.bimbopolitics.com.

Why the word bimbo?

"I never liked the word bimbo and all the connotations it brought," she said. "There's politics around the word. It insinuates a mentally vacuous woman who is sexually out there. You can be sexy and intelligent, and still be taken seriously. There's a new empowerment."

"I decide what's sexy," she said. "We all do."

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